SH*t that sucks - a comprehensive list

[Luke]

I just use the words that I normally use daily

that was my point cap'n brainiac

make yourself sound like an enormous douchebag.

So bollocks if you donÔÇÖt like it and call me anything you like, means nothing.

waaaaah! I know you are but what am I! Im rubber, you're glue!

Finished, or do you have some more brilliant quotes to offer? Were you the one who used to get a good kicking at school?

Either way the strongest possible advert for birth control.

[JackoliciousLegs]

Wow... this is going great. I haven't been to the forums in a while. Lemme get out the checklist.

1) Maeng/Evan momma jokes. No check.
2) Flame war. Check (see above)
3) Gratuitous beating on Feersty/Deersty. Check. (link)
4) Homo-erotic comments. Check (

I like the big balls

)
5) Is Evan still a dick? Check. (See above)
6) ... ?

[Evan]

I love you too snuggles!

ps- apples suck and people from california (and now england) are queer! (check)

[WRXtranceformed]

Behold, for the coming of the GreatHate v2.0 is upon us!!!

[ScottyB]

i love it...people bitching about people bitching, in a thread about stuff people want to bitch about!

[WRXtranceformed]

143. New work laptop with auto updates for every frickin program that's installed on it that force me to reboot my computer every 5 minutes without being able to cancel it. I like can't get any work done on that thing! I think it may finally finished today though.

[Luke]

I love you too snuggles!

ps- apples suck and people from california (and now england) are queer! (check)

And Evan is a very immature little cunt whose main bragging rights revolve around the size of his internet ego.

Thanks for proving me right.

[Evan]

grrrrrrr! Luke is bitter that he loves the cock so he takes all his self-hating angst out on the internet!
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ps- Rover engines suck.

[BLINGMW]

I dont give a rats ass if you revel in the OG title you are not at all important.

:evileye:

[WRXtranceformed]

[Luke]

grrrrrrr! Luke is bitter that he loves the cock so he takes all his self-hating angst out on the internet!
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ps- Rover engines suck.

Actually I am not bitter at all. People like you amuse me.

OG, Professional hater......you have to admit you're a bit of a cunt?

[mrbaggio]

you have to admit you're a bit of a cunt?

Which bit?

[WRXtranceformed]

OG, Professional hater......you have to admit you're a bit of a cunt?

I'm sorry, you're going to have to use American insults if you want any credibility on this board. I don't have any basis of comparison when you call someone a "cunt." Is that like saying they're an asshole or that they're an assbanging cumdumpster? Or somewhere in between?

[Luke]

OG, Professional hater......you have to admit you're a bit of a cunt?

I don't have any basis of comparison when you call someone a "cunt."

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Knock yourself out :wink:

[WRXtranceformed]

144. iTunes...ITUNES ITUNES ITUNES AHHH FUCK SHIT FUCK DIEDIEDIE!!!!! I take back anything good I ever said about Apple products and / or software.

[BLINGMW]

Which bit?

hahaha ...the crunchy part?

144. iTunes...ITUNES ITUNES ITUNES AHHH FUCK SHIT FUCK DIEDIEDIE!!!!! I take back anything good I ever said about Apple products and / or software.

Oh honestly, it's pretty damn simple. What possibly could you be having trouble with?

[WRXtranceformed]

It's the shittiest fucking music program I've ever used, it completely reformatted the orderly way I had my mp3s arranged in my music folder, and it's being a complete pain in my balls trying to get it to get my music into my iPod.

I hate the way my iPod sorts all of my mp3s into subcategories of albums under each artist. Is there any way I can stop it from doing that? I don't fucking care what album each song came from.

[Luke]

It's the shittiest fucking music program I've ever used, it completely reformatted the orderly way I had my mp3s arranged in my music folder, and it's being a complete pain in my balls trying to get it to get my music into my iPod.

I hate the way my iPod sorts all of my mp3s into subcategories of albums under each artist. Is there any way I can stop it from doing that? I don't fucking care what album each song came from.

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[JackoliciousLegs]

I remember the days of manually copying MP3s around. AHHHH winamp.... so 2003.

[NTIman]

145. Plumbers coming in over the weekend to work on some problem we've been having at work, using a jackhammer to bust up the floor a foot away from my toolbox, not thinking to move it out of the way.

146. Having a customer's car with the window left down on a lift beside the floor carnage, collecting all of the concrete dust.