Feast of Alvis - MM Turducken party - 12/29
HAULN-SS Wrote:I didn't know they were just based on hearsay.

Well at least you have a good grasp on the obvious. Thats something.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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Kaan Wrote:dont make me call your mothers cell phone!


There's a joke in there somewhere
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Wow.

Just wow.
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Kaan Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:My sister actually asked if she could come to the party. I'm not letting her around you assholes though! Wink

dont make me call your mothers cell phone! **PAGING MATT!!!** he can get her over there!
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I'll cut you Wink
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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HAULN-SS Wrote:Damn. I thought all those sister jokes people throw around were substantiated. I didn't know they were just based on hearsay.

here me when i say that evan's sister is smokin'. she came to his first chili cookoff and hasnt been invited back since feersty hooked up with her
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That's funny if false, hilarious if true.

Why hasn't this been talked about before?
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true story.

feersty was hitting on her Wink
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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.RJ Wrote:true story.

feersty was hitting on her Wink

that fire fighter guy was all about it too! dont forget that!
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Apoc Wrote:That's funny if false, hilarious if true.

Why hasn't this been talked about before?

Evan gets this twitch when you talk about it... I generally fear nothing... but it makes me slightly uncomfortable.
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Kaan Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:true story.

feersty was hitting on her Wink

that fire fighter guy was all about it too! dont forget that!

Greg? Man... now all we need are pics!
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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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haha! that's funny as shit. Feersty and Evan could've been brother in laws
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HAULN-SS Wrote:haha! that's funny as shit. Feersty and Evan could've been brother in laws

ding ding ding!
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.RJ Wrote:My sister actually asked if she could come to the party. I'm not letting her around you assholes though! Wink
Well if she brings her friends...
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G.Irish Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:My sister actually asked if she could come to the party. I'm not letting her around you assholes though! Wink
Well if she brings her friends...

Gerald comes in with the great idea! Wink
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Kaan Wrote:
G.Irish Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:My sister actually asked if she could come to the party. I'm not letting her around you assholes though! Wink
Well if she brings her friends...

Gerald comes in with the great idea! Wink
She was a drama queer in HS, so all her friends are those kind of kids. You really want a bunch of them around?
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You're gonna be there... aren't you Matt? Tongue
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HAULN-SS Wrote:Evan's sister hot?
HAULN-SS Wrote:haha! that's funny as shit. Feersty and Evan could've been brother in laws

correction: Im not bringing chili, Im bringing a gun
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Maengelito Wrote:here me when i say that evan's sister is smokin'. she came to his first chili cookoff and hasnt been invited back since feersty hooked up with her
you only have the balls to say that because you arent coming.

and Feerst had a better chance hooking up with you maeng than he did with my sister.
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