SH*t that sucks - a comprehensive list
HAULN-SS Wrote:95) Berkeley County's GIS mapper

96) People that hang protest posters on their cube for stuff like
'freeing' the 'Jena 6'

Go tear it down Wink
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heh. i wish. I guess i don't want to start something though.
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HAULN-SS Wrote:heh. i wish. I guess i don't want to start something though.

Not feeling well this week?
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heh..well, i was writing up reasons why it would be a bad idea - and i just looked across the way and it's taken down.
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97) the fact that I can take out my laptop and post this, since i'm actually on the interstate right now. Been sitting here for like 30 minutes so far
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98) Nothing at the moment.

Traffic on a Sunday afternoon, Derek? Where are you?
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Feersty Wrote:98) Nothing at the moment.

Traffic on a Sunday afternoon, Derek? Where are you?

He could have been on the 18 miles of the outer loop that was moving at like, 9mph, because of an accident. 66 is usually stopped, too.
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-Ginger
Wow, I missed that.

66East was a breeze at 5pm-530pm returning to Springfield from Manassas.
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So that's Manassas to the Parkway? It doesn't stop up until much closer to DC, really.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

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-Ginger
Nah, I was actually on 81. I had come back from richmond, was taking 81 up to where my house in WV is..i still don't even know what happened. I ended up turning around in the median, because I couldn't see where the wreck was, even after sitting so long. I drove 3 miles back down the road to the closest exit and took some back roads home. I still never saw the end of traffic either.
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1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
99) When the high school kids who are running the bowling alley decide to blast gay ass Emo music for like an hour and a half during cosmic bowling.

100) When you wake up in the morning, still drunk, with cuts and splinters all over your hands and have to go to work.
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:during cosmic bowling

Did you go play laser tag afterwards?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
you're effin' up the count! that should be 99/100
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2008 Chevy Malibu LT....▄██ ▲  █ █ ██▅▄▃▂
1986 Monte Carlo SS. ...███▲▲ █ █ ███████
1999 F250 SuperDuty...███████████████████►
1971 Monte Carlo SC ...◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙☼◤
HAULN-SS Wrote:you're effin' up the count! that should be 99/100

Yeah mine was ninety eight but it turns into an emoticon you put 8 and ) together.
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Fixed. Cut me some slack, I can barely see straight right now.

And yeah I know, bowling is for faggot... but my friends just HAD to go bowling for whatever reason and they're like an old married couple so it's impossible to see them as it is.
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Don't hate on bowling... it's sweet.
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It's sweet if you like hanging around redneck retards and reeking like cigarette smoke and smelly feet.
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bowling kicks ass only if you have multiple pitchers of beer in front of you
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Beer was the only thing getting me through that night.

It didn't help that my friend and his girlfriend started fighting when she got jealous over some stupid shit.
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Maengelito Wrote:bowling kicks ass only if you have multiple pitchers of beer in front of you

I didn't realize there was any other kind.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth


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