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.RJ Wrote:Under things that dont suck, you will find Raid bug bombs. I was able to clear the spider crickets out of my basement with those.

might have to give 'em a try, although this isn't a problem in my basement....more like my kitchen and office Sad

for the time being my airsoft pistol is pretty good at welcoming the roaches.
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ScottyB Wrote:44)* cockroaches. big, screaming, black Georgia cockroaches. please get cold out again......

for the time being my airsoft pistol is pretty good at welcoming the roaches.

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Hold it! Next man makes a move, the cockroach gets it!
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45) Asking for mustard on your cheese-steak and getting back to the office to realize they put spicy mustard on it.
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That's what you get for asking for mustard on a cheesesteak.
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I'm pretty sure mayo, mustard, green peppers and onions is about the best thing you can order.
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HAULN-SS Wrote:I'm pretty sure mayo, mustard, green peppers and onions is about the best thing you can order.

On a cheesesteak? You're high. Mayo and mustard dont belong...
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
46) People who think their steak & cheese with crap all over it qualifies as a cheesesteak.

....and while I'm in here....

47) Lowes and Home Depot for not carrying individual hex wrenches.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
.RJ Wrote:On a cheesesteak? You're high. Mayo and mustard dont belong...

mayo and mustard? *Lawrence voice* i believe you'd get your ass kicked for that.


hey Peter man, check out channel 9!
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It's always worked out perfectly for me on a Texas Cheesesteak at waffle house. Light mustard, light mayo, pure sex.
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Mustard?... really?


I don't mind mayo, if the cheesesteak isn't that good I find myself adding a little. But I think mustard is waaaay out of bounds. Of course maybe the problem is that you're talking about a cheesesteak made at wafflehouse.
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Not only that... but it's called a Texas Cheesesteak.
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Apoc Wrote:Not only that... but it's called a Texas Cheesesteak.
aka. Bizzaro Cheesesteak
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HAULN-SS Wrote:It's always worked out perfectly for me on a Texas Cheesesteak at waffle house. Light mustard, light mayo, pure sex.

A cheesesteak, at Waffle House? ^w-t-f....

And comparing food to sex? You're out there...
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
ewww, mustard doesn't belong. A little bit of mayo isn't bad though.

Perhaps it wasn't a comparison, maybe it was a former lover.
Quiznos honey mustard sauce is the only mustard that ever touches the inside of my belly.

Mustard =[Image: puke.gif]
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48) VDOT not paving roads fast enough.
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.RJ Wrote:
HAULN-SS Wrote:It's always worked out perfectly for me on a Texas Cheesesteak at waffle house. Light mustard, light mayo, pure sex.

A cheesesteak, at Waffle House? ^w-t-f....

And comparing food to sex? You're out there...

First of all - go have the texas cheesesteak at wafflehouse. You'll wonder wtf philly was thinking.


Two - you can't tell me there's never been a time when you wouldn't rather have a killer sandwich than a half-ass lay?
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I can think of no such time Derek. I can think of times when I'd rather have a killer blowjob than a half-ass lay, but I can't think of a sandwich that I would prefer over either of those.

:lol:
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