And the Award for

Dragon · 05-07-2007, 09:07 AM

Dumbest MM member goes to. . . . . . . . .

Kaan Canturk for his performance in:
Let's weld seatbelt tabs into a race car with no suit on while sitting on a full fuel cell

I'm gonna need a beer before I do this:
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I can't see shit out of this helmet:
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Ah well fuck it, here we go:
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Finally out of the car and not sitting on the fuel cell:
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white_2kgt · 05-07-2007, 09:52 AM

It's a wonder that shit ass padding didn't catch on fire. Who's car is that?

Hunter · 05-07-2007, 09:58 AM

Kaan's just a bad ass, so he can do things like that. I feel like I should start making chuck norris jokes about kaan instead.

Sijray21 · 05-07-2007, 10:02 AM

reminds me of when my friend PatFo was pouring gasoline all over a dummy that would be lit on fire while smoking a cigarette in his mouth - scotty knows what i'm talking about, hahaha

CaptainHenreh · 05-07-2007, 10:03 AM

Hunter Wrote:Kaan's just a bad ass, so he can do things like that. I feel like I should start making chuck norris jokes about kaan instead.

+1
Kaan sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Kaan roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

HAULN-SS · 05-07-2007, 10:10 AM

Heh - that's my favorite chuck norris joke.

Dragon · 05-07-2007, 12:06 PM

white_2kgt Wrote:It's a wonder that shit ass padding didn't catch on fire. Who's car is that?

An HPDE3/4 guy who showed up with expired belts. His replacement belts weren't the wrap around kind so initially Pete Curpier volunteered to help out. Unfortunately while using a cutting wheel to remove tabs from something he sliced his thumb to the bone. While he was in the emergency room Kaan finished the job for him.

Pete cut to the bone, sliced tendons, etc, but still raced all weekend.

CaptainHenreh · 05-07-2007, 01:00 PM

Kaan does not care about sitting on a fuel cell while welding. And if you give him shit about it, he'll weld a dog to your face.

Feersty · 05-07-2007, 05:54 PM

Do I spy a moustache and goatee?

Jewels · 05-07-2007, 07:15 PM

Feersty Wrote:Do I spy a moustache and goatee?

That's right Kaan, apologize to Feersty for not pre-approving your facial hair decisions.

.RJ · 05-07-2007, 07:30 PM

Jewels Wrote:That's right Kaan, apologize to Feersty for not pre-approving your facial hair decisions.

No, apologize to Al Sharpton.

Rob is patiently awaiting being able to grow facial hair Wink

**Jeff** · 05-07-2007, 10:13 PM

Kaan sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't JesusÔÇÖ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Kaan and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Feersty · 05-08-2007, 07:39 PM

Jewels Wrote:
Feersty Wrote:Do I spy a moustache and goatee?

That's right Kaan, apologize to Feersty for not pre-approving your facial hair decisions.

I have never seen him with facial hair.

D_Eclipse9916 · 05-09-2007, 09:22 PM

how bout award for most absent-minded goes to Goodspeed!

For forgetting to tighten my front lug nuts with the torque wrench I gave him to tighten all the wheels, apparently only the back wheels have to be tight....lol...You almost killed me goodspeed!

**Goodspeed** · 05-09-2007, 10:15 PM

D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:how bout award for most absent-minded goes to Goodspeed!

For forgetting to tighten my front lug nuts with the torque wrench I gave him to tighten all the wheels, apparently only the back wheels have to be tight....lol...You almost killed me goodspeed!

I only remember doing the rears for you, so hard that Adam told me to chill out cause I remember them almost backing out on you on that one drive, if it was me though I apologize Sad

If it happens again though........I get the big room :wink:

**Jeff** · 05-09-2007, 10:47 PM

goodspeed is good at doin rears :wink:

D_Eclipse9916 · 05-09-2007, 11:20 PM

hahah its fine, only about 3 grand worth of damage..

CaptainHenreh · 05-10-2007, 08:22 AM

Feersty Wrote:I have never seen him with facial hair.

*sings*
I'm gonna take you on a journey toniiiight!
I don't care if it's wrong or right!
It's not a pencil, it's not a Van Dyke, it's a furry piece of turkish deliiiiiiight!

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkx8atzrCoU">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkx8atzrCoU</a>

**Jeff** · 05-10-2007, 10:58 AM

aint that the truth.

Feersty · 05-11-2007, 06:29 PM

D_Eclipse9916 Wrote:hahah its fine, only about 3 grand worth of damage..

Are you kidding me dog? Do tell.

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