The "How not to" thread (video)
#1
I was just thinking that a lot of the titles for these moto videos starts with "How not to..." so why not have a "How not to thread".

First up: How not to catch a draft down the front straight on a 125. Apparently in the GP 125's it's common practice to loiter on the front straight to try to catch a tow off someone else during qualifying and/or free practice. Well...

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#2
WOW. another few inches to the left and i think both of them would be fused together
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#3
Holy crap! The poor dude's leg collapsed... I mean, I guess that's what happens when it gets hit by a motorcycle... just - damn!
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#4
Geez that was horrible. He tried to take one step on it and it was no worky.
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#5
wow they should really not let them do that
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#6
fucking shit, they park the bikes on a hot track?!
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#7
Yeah I think FIM issued an edict after that. It's really odd but I've found on more than one occassion that bike sanctioning bodies are a lot more lax about safety in certain areas than the tintop powers that be. Seems like a no-brainer to not let people try to catch drafts on the front straight like that, 125 cc or not.
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#8
For today's episode: How not to Wheelie

How not to wheelie on a dirtbike

How not to wheelie naked

How not to wheelie a scooter on live TV

How not to wheelie with your girlfriend on the back (classic)

We need at least one Busa video though
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#9
naked wheelie douche wins hands down
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#10
Momentum owned that guy on the dirtbike.
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#11
If I dont stop being a jackass with the RC51 I'm going to end up on one of those videos.
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#12
.RJ Wrote:If I dont stop being a jackass with the RC51 I'm going to end up on one of those videos.

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#13
No "How not to wheelie" thread would be complete without at least one Hayabusa crash:

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When not wearing a helmet, one should avoid looping it...

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#14
How not to take turn 10 at Summit:

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G.Irish Wrote:How not to take turn 10 at Summit:

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#16
Actually that's not what I meant to post. The whole sequence...

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#17
wow

i like this pic:

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#19
^^^ Oh man that one is great :lol:
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#20
I love morons
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