Mail order? Talk about loveless... she just wants you for that citizenship and you will probably only get 1 handjob for it.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
We want PRENUP!
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Divorce rates may be going down... but roughly 50% failure isn't exactly anything to be proud of. Even if it is going down that seems indicative of something 'wrong'.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
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-Ginger
the main thing "wrong" I would guess is that most people are dumb as hell and not thinking of the consequences of their actions.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
BLINGMW Wrote:the main thing "wrong" I would guess is that most people are dumb as hell and not thinking of the consequences of their actions.
Wait... are you inferring that people should have some sort of personal accountability? Thats unpossible.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
No, no, that can't be it. Personal accountability? That's silly.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
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-Ginger
Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get out of hand here!
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hey, whatever, I didn't say it. Someone else did. You did. Yeah!
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
Life list anyone?
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
life list, you fucks.
anyway, goodspeed i think you put way too much value in the single/do what i want/fuck all the bitches thing... it gets old REALLY fast. if you were a serious player, which i know you're not, then it might not, but... yeah... you're not...
if a girl sucks the life out of you, you shouldn't be with her... that simple.
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No longer onyachin.
Mike Wrote:life list, you fucks.
anyway, goodspeed i think you put way too much value in the single/do what i want/fuck all the bitches thing... it gets old REALLY fast. if you were a serious player, which i know you're not, then it might not, but... yeah... you're not...
if a girl sucks the life out of you, you shouldn't be with her... that simple.
Haha, no I never said I'm a player. I'm sure I'll get married someday. As for life lists:
http://www.elifelist.com/list.php?action...&visitor=1
Goodspeed Wrote:Mike Wrote:life list, you fucks.
anyway, goodspeed i think you put way too much value in the single/do what i want/fuck all the bitches thing... it gets old REALLY fast. if you were a serious player, which i know you're not, then it might not, but... yeah... you're not...
if a girl sucks the life out of you, you shouldn't be with her... that simple.
Haha, no I never said I'm a player. I'm sure I'll get married someday. As for life lists:
http://www.elifelist.com/list.php?action...&visitor=1
your goals need to be more clearly defined...
own a nice home, become a skilled driver, achieve a successful and stimulating career life, become a skilled bass player are not measurable.
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
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No longer onyachin.
Mike Wrote:your goals need to be more clearly defined...
own a nice home, become a skilled driver, achieve a successful and stimulating career life, become a skilled bass player are not measurable.
They're all personal....a nice (to me) house, play bass well enough (for me), etc etc. The site is a neat idea though, its "something" to see your goals listed like that
I want to get old, be successful and do things.
There I'm done.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Three girls at the same time.
Oh right, not specific enough.... okay.
1 blonde, 1 asian, 1 brunette. With both hands occupied in the shocker position at all times. In the back of a stretch Hummer. While driving to see Kristina Sky in LA. Extremely drunk. Oh also, with a video camera.
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what if the asian is the blonde? you suck as specifics!
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Asian with blonde highlights... MMMM!!!
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:Asian with blonde highlights... MMMM!!!
Probably NSFW, depending on where you work.
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:Asian with blonde highlights... MMMM!!!
Probably NSFW, depending on where you work. Oh my sweet Jesus!!
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