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Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
CaptainHenreh Wrote:Incoming transmission. Stand by.
It's offically old now, Rex. 
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Apoc Wrote:CaptainHenreh Wrote:Incoming transmission. Stand by.
It's offically old now, Rex.
Yeah, I know.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
Good thing you didn't get a Passat! Well... another reason, anyway.
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'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
I shouldn't have joked. :-(
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Yreka, CA, United States 01/25/2012 8:00 A.M. Train derailment.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
The (un)amusing thing is out of the 9 packages we currently have tracking numbers for, this is the one we really "need."
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
butt plugs.
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
No longer onyachin.
Somewhat related - We were flipping through channels last night and came upon "Shop Erotic," which was basically QVC for sex toys. Half of the items were described as having "a retrieval cord so it doesn't get lost." Is this a common problem??
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Apoc Wrote:Half of the items were described as having "a retrieval cord so it doesn't get lost." Is this a common problem??
You've seen the video....
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
why do you think god gave gerbils tails?
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
No longer onyachin.
Then what are hamsters for?
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Off topic, but Rex, I'm pretty sure I work with you (unless you've since left). I know I've seen that omg trbo wrx hatchback in the parking lot before. Are you still at Harris?
2015 VW GTI | 2007 4Runner Sport
SOLD
2010 Nissan 370z | 2003 BMW M3
2005 Subaru WRX | 2010 BMW 135i | 1999 BMW M3
2002 Pontiac Trans Am WS6 | 2006 Mitsubishi Evolution IX SE
1995 Pontiac Firebird Formula | 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX | 1996 Pontiac Firebird
stop with the cocktease already.
either say what has your name on it or stfu!
Evan Wrote:stop with the cocktease already.
either say what has your name on it or stfu!
HEY. I've waited this long, so can you!
RawrImAMonster Wrote:Off topic, but Rex, I'm pretty sure I work with you (unless you've since left). I know I've seen that omg trbo wrx hatchback in the parking lot before. Are you still at Harris?
Ayup. I've been driving the FAIL R8D Jeep for 3 months now. It...leaves a lot to be desired.
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1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
I know Rexy's secret
2019 Accord Sport 2.0 A/T
2012 Civic Si - Sold
JPolen01 Wrote:I know Rexy's secret
A mi tambien. Y me gusta.
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan
Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
So, preparing for the arrival of the Gravel Express II (Tarmac Express? Porkchop Express?) later this afternoon, I had said that this rain today was "Perfect Subaru Weather" and that I'd be "drifting through stoplights like that Porsche commercial". My coworker had no idea what I was talking about, so I went and looked it up. You guys remember it:
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Anyway, awesome commercial, one of the best car commercials ever, but I realized...5.8 seconds to 60?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to report that we are living in the future. A Camry does 5.8 seconds to 60, and my new car (which I take delivery of this afternoon) beats the lovin' pants off of that.
Channing, I don't know how you survive driving around that 2002. Does that car even get to 60mph?
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
CaptainHenreh Wrote:Channing, I don't know how you survive driving around that 2002. Does that car even get to 60mph?
I drove it at Burn It Down... I think I managed to find 50 or 55. I'm sure with a strong tailwind, 70 would be attainable.
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan
Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
CaptainHenreh Wrote:So, preparing for the arrival of the Gravel Express II (Tarmac Express? Porkchop Express?) later this afternoon, I had said that this rain today was "Perfect Subaru Weather" and that I'd be "drifting through stoplights like that Porsche commercial". My coworker had no idea what I was talking about, so I went and looked it up. You guys remember it:
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTVk0doJJM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTVk0doJJM</a><!-- m -->
Anyway, awesome commercial, one of the best car commercials ever, but I realized...5.8 seconds to 60?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to report that we are living in the future. A Camry does 5.8 seconds to 60, and my new car (which I take delivery of this afternoon) beats the lovin' pants off of that.
Channing, I don't know how you survive driving around that 2002. Does that car even get to 60mph?
Crazy how fast cars have gotten in general. The 07-11 Yukon Denali does a 0-60 dash in 6.2 seconds...a 5500lb fucking truck not made for performance. That blows my mind.
2020 Ford Raptor
2009 Z06
1986.5 Porsche 928S
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