300 Semi-Review

[HAULN-SS]

I'm not sure, my friend posted it on another forum with no source, just so we could read it today at work..maybe the site is blocked or something, i dunno. I don't think he wrote it though.

Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game.

If I had been drinking something when I read that, it would have went everywhere. Not just one machine gun, but three! haha!

[BLINGMW]

Got dragged to it saturday, and I'll give 'em credit for trying some new stuff, but it was pretty mediocre. No surprise. I think it was made to entertain 15yr olds.

Do you think the big chewy nipples that all the women seem to have had were glued on or CGI? Really odd.

I give that movie a :?:

[WRXtranceformed]

Wow you're a tough crowd! Everyone I know who has seen it, even chicks who are complete chick-flickers, loved it.

[Kaan]

There could have been more violence. And i'm being serious.

[Dragon]

More violence woulda been good, but I enjoyed it.

[CaptainHenreh]

[BLINGMW]

hahaha that's perfect. Just what I was thinking. I would think people would get a little tired of listening to him, and keeping troop moral high is pretty tough when you're ALWAYS asking for 150%. :lol: I think a guy like that would normally not live through his teenage years.

[HAULN-SS]

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This is the gym that trained the cast and stuntmen for 300. Looks pretty intense. Apparently all it takes to get cut like that is spending all day in a gym for 4 months. The videos have some pretty good shots of some of the workouts.

[ScottyB]

Apparently all it takes to get cut like that is spending all day in a gym for 4 months.

oh, that's all? :lol:

reading through that site makes me feel like crap....stupid gut