The Official RJ Money Shot Thread
#21
internationizzle
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#22
Steve85 Wrote:I was informed that ALL vehicle sales require pic. Stroller SOLD! Had to get a little creative, not much monies to work with:

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You sold a stroller for $102? That's a rather odd amount.
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#23
If Ryan would have brought me cash RJ was gonna get an epic MS....but he was a homo and gave me a check.
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM

Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
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#24
If Ryan would have brought me cash RJ was gonna get an epic MS....but he was a homo and gave me a check.
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM

Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
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#25
Ryan T Wrote:
Steve85 Wrote:I was informed that ALL vehicle sales require pic. Stroller SOLD! Had to get a little creative, not much monies to work with:

[Image: rjmoneyshot.jpg]

You sold a stroller for $102? That's a rather odd amount.

I had to take some artistic liberty... :wink:
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Former: 2010 Ford Edge | 1999 Integra GS
I have a little bit of a rub near lock but if you are turned to lock on a track there are other problems already...
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#26
Jeff Wrote:If Ryan would have brought me cash RJ was gonna get an epic MS....but he was a homo and gave me a check.

cash the check cochese
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2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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#27
ScottyB Wrote:
Jeff Wrote:If Ryan would have brought me cash RJ was gonna get an epic MS....but he was a homo and gave me a check.

cash the check cochese

it's rubber...
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2019 Ford Mustang
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#28
Had to make do with what I've got at work. Namely my headphones and a co-worker's desk decor:

[Image: RJ500.jpg]
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan

Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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#29
Jake Wrote:Had to make do with what I've got at work. Namely my headphones and a co-worker's desk decor:

[Image: RJ500.jpg]


Why does that cock have eggs?
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#30
CaptainHenreh Wrote:
Jake Wrote:Had to make do with what I've got at work. Namely my headphones and a co-worker's desk decor:

[Image: RJ500.jpg]


Why does that cock have eggs?

t4m
Current: 1985 LS1 Corvette | 2014 328i Wagon F31
Former: 2010 Ford Edge | 1999 Integra GS
I have a little bit of a rub near lock but if you are turned to lock on a track there are other problems already...
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#31
CaptainHenreh Wrote:Why does that cock have eggs?

'Cuz they were stuck there and the prop wasn't mine so I didn't wanna destroy it by removing them? :dunno:
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan

Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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#32
I know what those monies are for. ;-)
Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan

Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S




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#33
Points for creativity.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#34
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I Am Mike
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

No longer onyachin.
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#35
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'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#36
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2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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#37
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#38
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'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#39
Apoc Wrote:[Image: RJsvsale.jpg]

I love how creative some of these have gotten but there's something to be said for short to-the-point statements.
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#40
My first money shot! Also, goodbye dear fizzer, you were a noble and faithful companion, may your new super-car-nerdy owners love and cherish you.

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Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan

Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S




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