Feast of Alvis - MM Turducken party - 12/29
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:[Image: turduckeninvite.jpg]

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bring it bitches! if you have balls to party hop in college... you better have balls to show up to an alumni event! our livers are prepaired... are yours?

edit: posted after 4.5 hours of "happy hour"
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#22
To you asian guys: The hate is just for show on the internet. Yall should come to the party. They don't mean nothin' by it.
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HAULN-SS Wrote:To you asian guys: The hate is just for show on the internet. Yall should come to the party. They don't mean nothin' by it.

holy fucking :?: batman
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#24
Lol, maeng and andy are the only ones signed up as not coming. Which is too bad, they should come. Seems like you guys do crack a lot of asian jokes though
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HAULN-SS Wrote:Lol, maeng and andy are the only ones signed up as not coming. Which is too bad, they should come. Seems like you guys do crack a lot of asian jokes though

You fucking dumbass, Don't you think they realize that. I mean, damn, we tell them those jokes to their faces at the track.
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#26
Thanks for the regard but RJ, Evan, Maeng and I are all real life friends so it's all good. Maeng and I aren't going cause it conflicts with the annual Asian potluck at JRay's mom's house.
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Apparently humor loses something on the internet...anyway, it's too bad you can't make it
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#28
Andy Wrote:Thanks for the regard but RJ, Evan, Maeng and I are all real life friends so it's all good

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#29
Andy Wrote:Thanks for the regard but RJ, Evan, Maeng and I are all real life friends so it's all good. Maeng and I aren't going cause it conflicts with the annual Asian potluck at JRay's mom's house.

can i go? i mean really half my family is from asian minor! i'm like an asian camel jockey hybrid with some redneck thrown in!
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Kaan Wrote:
Andy Wrote:Thanks for the regard but RJ, Evan, Maeng and I are all real life friends so it's all good. Maeng and I aren't going cause it conflicts with the annual Asian potluck at JRay's mom's house.

can i go? i mean really half my family is from asian minor! i'm like an asian camel jockey hybrid with some redneck thrown in!

Asian minor? Sounds like a porn.

You can come but you have to stay on the porch
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#31
Andy Wrote:Thanks for the regard but RJ, Evan, Maeng and I are all real life friends so it's all good. Maeng and I aren't going cause it conflicts with the annual Asian potluck at JRay's mom's house.

i'm with the azians, fuck you guys!!!

(i'm coming to the party)
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#32
The Ottoman Turks were a nomadic tribe that came from the steps of China... thats gotta count for something too!
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Kaan Wrote:The Ottoman Turks were a nomadic tribe that came from the steps of China... thats gotta count for something too!

Were they the steps on the great wall?
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#34
no ... part of the reason the wall was built... Turks are angry little fuckers... but you should know that by now.
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Kaan Wrote:no ... part of the reason the wall was built... Turks are angry little fuckers... but you should know that by now.

"DAMN MONGORRIANS! STOP TEARING DOWN MY SHITTY WALL!"

Actually, I was just making fun of you misspelling "Steppe".
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Wasnt the great wall built to defend against mongolia?
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#37
CaptainHenreh Wrote:"DAMN MONGORRIANS! STOP TEARING DOWN MY SHITTY WALL!"

Yes RJ, read with your eyes slanted.
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Andy Wrote:Maeng and I aren't going cause it conflicts with the annual pooping dog convention
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#39
Andy Wrote:Thanks for the regard but RJ, Evan, Maeng and I are all real life friends so it's all good.

ummm, speak for yourself

Andy Wrote:Maeng and I aren't going cause it conflicts with the annual Asian potluck at JRay's mom's house.

kim chee for all!
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mmmm kim chee
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