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#21
Apoc Wrote:I didn't want to be that guy.
dont you have a mustache?
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#22
Goatee... even better.

I haven't even gone back to a party at my own school, why would I go to a school I've never been to? Besides, college chicks are way too old.
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#23
Apoc Wrote:Says the guy who shows up to parties with college chicks wearing aviators.

I got lapdances and a blowjob so... :dunno:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#24
....you're that guy.

Just becuase you reap the rewards doesn't mean it's not creepy.
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#25
Well that was like 3 years ago too.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#26
Yeah... attending college parties at 24 is way less creepy.
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#27
A little bit? Tongue
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#28
my roommate in college was 26 our senior year. I'm 24 now and wouldnt think it too weird to go to a college part
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#29
I'm 24. I went to a college party at JMU a month back for a friend's birthday. It was fucking weird.... and not any fun.

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#30
Apoc Wrote:Yeah... attending college parties at 24 is way less creepy.

Um, most Seniors at JMU are 24...
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#31
white_2kgt Wrote:
Apoc Wrote:Yeah... attending college parties at 24 is way less creepy.

Um, most Seniors at JMU are 24...

More like 22.
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#32
white_2kgt Wrote:
Apoc Wrote:Yeah... attending college parties at 24 is way less creepy.

Um, most Seniors at JMU are 24...

Maybe if they suck at life... or just drink way to much.
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#33
There's nothing wrong with the 5 or 6 year plan Wink
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#34
When you're old enough that freshmen chicks look at you and say "wow, how old is he?" then it's too old.

You gotta be young enough to pull the freshmen or you're just slumming it. Tongue
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#35
Apoc Wrote:You gotta be young enough to pull the freshmen or you're just slumming it. Tongue

We're talking JMU freshmen here, it's not that hard...
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#36
Wait you mean they're not all bright young minds with sound decision making? I thought JMU was better than that!
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#37
Apoc Wrote:Wait you mean they're not all bright young minds with sound decision making? I thought JMU was better than that!

Oh no, they are, well, until they get a few drinks in them :lol:
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#38
the last JMU party i was at, i was 26 and the freshman girl i was talking with thought i was 22.
dreams can come true chris.
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#39
That's because you probably has that sweet bowl haircut you used to rock.

Chicks dig the bowl.
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#40
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