Pastry Talk

[Dave]

zing!
not even the strawberry ones? It's probably been almost 10 years since I've had one, maybe I wasn't sure of myself back then :-)

[Apoc]

I didn't even think Pop Tarts counted as pastries.

[Ryan T]

Strudels are awesome, not to mention a tad bit healthier than poptarts.

[CaptainHenreh]

Toaster Strudels are the food of the American Imperialist!

[Dave]

what about the fruit pastries you can get at convenience stores. The ones in the waxy paper bags, 2 colors, and nutritional info will give you a heart palpitation. Those things are money, it's just a shame one of them is your caloric and fat intake for the month.

[Andy]

Toaster Strudels are the food of the American Imperialist!

German imperialists, notice strudel and not apple pie.

Also, toaster pastries and healthy should never be in the same sentence.

[Maengelito]

fuck you guys, i'll take a big breakfast with sausage, eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon, biscuits n' gravy covered in cheese and hot sauce

[Jewels]

fuck you guys, i'll take a big breakfast with sausage, eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon, biscuits n' gravy covered in cheese and hot sauce

I'm with Maeng on this one guys. I love my breakfast heavy and unhealthy. For the record, whenever we are in H'burg, Rex's dad fixes this almost exact breakfast for me. I'm the only one that will eat it with him, so he almost always fixes me a plate.

[Mike]

instant oatmeal (or grits) and coffee starts my morning. i really dislike putting unnecessary sugars in my body... seriously, it makes me squirm to eat junk. pop tarts are like 98% sugars.

[Apoc]

instant oatmeal (or grits) and coffee starts my morning.

+1

...but I do love me a nice Irish breakfast. You have to have time to sleep off the resulting coma though.

[Mike]

despite having the best irish name ever, i detest irish food.

[Apoc]

despite having the best irish name ever, i detest irish food.

That's like saying you hate all Italian food... it just doesn't make sense. Surely there are things you dislike about it but can you really say you hate all Irish food absolutely?

[Maengelito]

instant oatmeal (or grits) and coffee starts my morning.

followed by an hour sitting on the toilet? :thumbup:

[Ryan T]

Strudels are still better than poptarts, but I don't usually eat them for breakfast. On days that I work out I usually go to Dhall afterwards and have a few omelets, fruit and a big bowl of cottage cheese. On off days I usually go for a few glasses of OJ/Milk and a big bowl of cereal.

[JackoliciousLegs]

Hashbrowns, chili, cheese, 2 over easy eggs, and hot sauce... my favorite. <croak>

[ScottyB]

instant oatmeal (or grits) and coffee starts my morning.

have you tried making oatmeal from the large canisters of rolled oats, like Quaker brand stuff? its much less sweet than instant and it tastes alot "heartier" to me. really filling stuff.


for me, cooking a fat rack of bacon, then frying up 2 eggs in the leftover grease with a side of well done hashbrowns is unstoppable. too bad i have to inject my heart with adrenaline to stay alive afterwards.

[Dave]

fuck you guys, i'll take a big breakfast with sausage, eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon, biscuits n' gravy covered in cheese and hot sauce

I'm with Maeng on this one guys. I love my breakfast heavy and unhealthy. For the record, whenever we are in H'burg, Rex's dad fixes this almost exact breakfast for me. I'm the only one that will eat it with him, so he almost always fixes me a plate.

This is a whole new ball game here. I thought we were talking bout breakfast to go, a la working man's morning go-juice. If we want to make this into a Saturday morning breakFEAST, then it's on! I'll take an omelette with ham, cheese, onions, and green peppers, then I'll take some fried potatoes, some biscuits w/ sausage gravy, 2 strips of bacon, some sausage links, and a big glass each of milk and apple juice.

[ScottyB]

oh yeah, we're talking about pastries....woops

bear claws rule over all those other lesser pastries

[JackoliciousLegs]

Costco chocolate muffins. The end.

[ScottyB]

Costco chocolate muffins. The end.

i see your Costco muffin and raise you an Otis Spunkmeyer muffin. I have you now!