lol, G's guide to pimpn at JMU - nice!
should have gone down last nite, ended up getting drunk myself and playing GT4
G.Irish Wrote:Number 2: Make fun of their bitchyness. Call them out on it. Don't do it in a mean-jerk kind of way, just poke fun at it. What you're trying to do is break down their guard. Laughter is always a good way to do this.
what was the name of that hotel receptionist in la?
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Beatrice?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Mike Wrote:G.Irish Wrote:Number 2: Make fun of their bitchyness. Call them out on it. Don't do it in a mean-jerk kind of way, just poke fun at it. What you're trying to do is break down their guard. Laughter is always a good way to do this.
what was the name of that hotel receptionist in la? 
Ohhh yeaaahhh, that was a good one.
Her: The breakfast here is really good.
Me: So good that you have to adjust your bra?
NOTE: She had just pulled her bra up a little bit as she was talking
I should've gone for the kill though, the way she was talking to me was telling me her man wasn't doing that well anyway. Of course, I'm not one to snake a guy like that, even if I don't know him.
Then there was Lacretia...
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Lacretia who never showed...
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
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"Lacretia" sounds like something you'd take Valtrex for......
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Mike Wrote:Lacretia who never showed...
Yeah she was t3h flake job. Just another day in LA...
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.RJ Wrote:"Lacretia" sounds like something you'd take Valtrex for......

haha, i think thats her sister, secretia
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herpetrator?
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
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If I could leave J-Rays / Scotty's place after a party with 4 girls...I was too drunk to know how hott they actually were, I think decent though...then the ratio is like 10 to 1....or chicks dig the popped polo.
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