Had a kid.

[BLINGMW]

Not sure Julie would appreciate it in the same way that others might.
I, of course, wake up every day thanking God Almighty that He decided to make me a dude.

NO JOKE. I do not know how we survived as a species. Can you imagine having a baby in a forest or cave? The few women that didn't die from that would have to be nuts to do it again.

I have never seen that snot sucker, holy crap :lol: What was so wrong with this?

[Mike]

i don't even have a kid, but +1 to the snot sucker evan and chan suggested. never seen anyone with the tube thing. mmm boogers.

[SlimKlim]

Reason #1,347 why Joey doesn't want kids: You have to suck snot out of them.

[davej]

Reason #1,347 why Joey doesn't want kids: You have to suck snot out of them.

Eh, it hasn't been too bad since I fabbed an attachment for the shop vac.

[Jewels]

So... many days later, and I finally log onto MM and see we have a thread started. Yay! Thanks for all the congrats! We are still very sleep deprived and still getting to know Hannah. So far we think we'll keep her, but she gave us a run for our money Tuesday night, and luckily for us, Rex's parents are close and came in to save the day and help us out a bit. So last night we were able to sleep I think double about what we've slept in a while. I actually slept dead solid for the first time since Friday night/Saturday Morning. If you want the graphic details of my labor please don't hesitate to ask Rex, I'm sure he'd love to give you the blow by blow. I was on drugs, and couldn't see the scary shit, so I'm kind of all honey badger about it. Not something I'm looking forward to repeating any time soon though. As for visitors, we had a ton on Sunday at the hospital and it was awesome. But she also slept all day that day. I think by next week we'll be good for having visitors at the house. I'd love to have you visit any time really, but we are on a pretty strict feeding schedule right now to get her weight back up and so if you come and she's asleep, you'll just get to see a baby in a cradle sleeping. But... we've ventured out already, and she's pretty cool with car rides so it won't be long now before you all get to see more than just pictures.

[D_Eclipse9916]

So... many days later, and I finally log onto MM and see we have a thread started. Yay! Thanks for all the congrats! We are still very sleep deprived and still getting to know Hannah. So far we think we'll keep her, but she gave us a run for our money Tuesday night, and luckily for us, Rex's parents are close and came in to save the day and help us out a bit. So last night we were able to sleep I think double about what we've slept in a while. I actually slept dead solid for the first time since Friday night/Saturday Morning. If you want the graphic details of my labor please don't hesitate to ask Rex, I'm sure he'd love to give you the blow by blow. I was on drugs, and couldn't see the scary shit, so I'm kind of all honey badger about it. Not something I'm looking forward to repeating any time soon though. As for visitors, we had a ton on Sunday at the hospital and it was awesome. But she also slept all day that day. I think by next week we'll be good for having visitors at the house. I'd love to have you visit any time really, but we are on a pretty strict feeding schedule right now to get her weight back up and so if you come and she's asleep, you'll just get to see a baby in a cradle sleeping. But... we've ventured out already, and she's pretty cool with car rides so it won't be long now before you all get to see more than just pictures.

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