10-10-2006, 03:36 PM
asteele2 Wrote:Evan Wrote:ironic analogy. red vines are fuckin' gross imposter of twizzlers, mr pibb is a fuckin gross imposter of Dr pepper, and vanilla "frosty" is a fucking gross imposter of the OG frosty.
jason = terrorist
No, my friend, you have it so, so backwards. My first memory of any soda was from 1986 - and it was a goddamn Mr. Pibb. THAT is where it's at.. Dr. Pepper is a cheap immitation
Was that what your "uncle" gave you to console you after the kids made fun of your hair while he touched you inappropriately?
dr pepper and mr pibb both suck.
cherry coke> root beer > *
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
