08-28-2006, 11:07 AM
.RJ Wrote:asteele2 Wrote:"How do you plead?"
"Guilty"
"What are you doing here then?"
*crickets*
Then the judge will slam his gavel on the desk, tell you to go to the cashier to pay your fines, and call up the next case. Thats how it goes.
Indeed. Don't worry about it. He *might* give you a funny look, but if he DOES ask you why you're here, just explain that it's your right to appear in court in person, and you're simply excercising that right.
I mean, there's alot less chance of a fuckup with your ticket if the judge slams his gavel, guilty, and you pay the clerk. Besides, you pay court costs either way, might as well give everyone in the courtroom the opportunity to earn it.
In other news, what the hell is wrong with you people? Did my NINE TICKETS IN ONE AFTERNOON, plus having MY cars impounded plus having to spend an afternoon at the police station, plus having to APPEAR IN COURT FOR A CRIMINAL CHARGE not teach you people to A: Register your goddamn vehicles if you're going to drive them and B: Buy trip permits (5 dollars, homie!)
Geez.
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