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[.RJ]

I thing the location is self explanatory

Are you standing in the middle of a field somewhere?

and as far as the signature not many people here know me of my past girl experiences.

I wasnt aware that anyone asked.... I dont recall any of us posting up our less than satisfactory experiences with females on the interweb (unless they are Deaf) so it is a bit odd to put it in your sig, where everyone sees it with every post you make.