How to get your bike tires to the shop....

[Evan]

You have this whole argument based on the infallibility of Breathalyzers.

Well good for you captain, thats why they are inadmissable in court and the only evidence that is, is a blood test thats taken after you get taken back to the station. If the officer really fucked up that bad, I have a feeling they'd throw whatever ticket he wrote you in the shredder and send you on your way with a ride home.

Was about to post this but RJ beat me to it.
A breathalizer is considered a field test and no more proof than an officer's personal observation. But even so, breathalizers are reliable enough that if you blow over the legal limit, you're a fucktard for driving regardless of whatever bullshit OJ defense you try to pull.