When "Keeping it Real" goes wrong

[Ryan T]

does H-Burg have Magic Hat No. 9 yet? It's a Vermont Beer (you'll love it if you go to Dartmouth)

Yeah, you can buy it at Liberty.

I've only known one man who sucessfully ate 12 blazin' wings. That's not even a flavor, it should be listed as "pain," or "instant diarrhea."

It's not THAT hot, I've eaten 12 blazin' before...and then ate 6 Hot BBQ.