05-06-2004, 10:34 PM
surprise! Oafish, slovenly Americans like big heavy cars and are only concerned with the power of the AC! Gotta chill the sweat that collects between the jelly rolls, ya know? And we're so tied up in stereotypes, that a hatch can't really be cool because we really want to call it a "station wagon". Sport wagon, 5-door, whatever, we American's know what it really is. Same reason no-one likes minivans, so let's all get SUVs to carry our tubby asses around one at a time! Even if it's really just a minivan that looks like an SUV, just as long as it's not called a minivan! I'll take two! Supersize it please!
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