12-30-2005, 09:52 AM
ViPER1313 Wrote:Food for thought - is it any more or less believable / plausible of a theory than what is taught by other organized religions? Is it any better or worse than what is taught by a so called religion such as scientology (go look up their belief structure :lol: ).
In one of my (useless, it seems) Liberal Arts classes, I suggested that the Great Avocado masturbated the universe into existence inside of itself; that the universe was really just a seed inside the Great Avocado; that everything we "see" is just the flesh of the Great Avocado and that some day some other Being would make cosmic guacamole out of the Avacado, look at the universe carefully, and then plant us so we'd grow more Great Avacados.
On a religious level, it works as well as anything else.
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