11-30-2005, 06:23 PM
Coworker: "Evan Ive got a ton of pictures of you from last nights xmas party"
Evan: "Nice"
Coworker: "You're throwing the shocker in every single one"
Evan: "Nothing says 'promote me!' like 2 in the pink and one in the stink"
ps- If you think going to any company function gets you promoted, you are kidding yourself.
If you schmooze, self-promote, and otherwise suck the corporate cock, then thats your ticket to stardom, (or to get labeled as a dipshit brownnoser) which you happen to be able to do at corporate functions as well as just about anywhere else, but if you are'nt then dont think that you are getting anywhere.
Evan: "Nice"
Coworker: "You're throwing the shocker in every single one"
Evan: "Nothing says 'promote me!' like 2 in the pink and one in the stink"
ps- If you think going to any company function gets you promoted, you are kidding yourself.
If you schmooze, self-promote, and otherwise suck the corporate cock, then thats your ticket to stardom, (or to get labeled as a dipshit brownnoser) which you happen to be able to do at corporate functions as well as just about anywhere else, but if you are'nt then dont think that you are getting anywhere.