Don't worry Mike.

[JackoliciousLegs]

Maybe I'll begin to consider the gay thing? One of the guys at work really has taken a liking to me so maybe if I just swang that way I'd have better luck? I'm OK looking, I enjoy cooking and love cleanliness, I have a convertible sports car, I dress fairly well, I have a nice ass... I'd truly be a hot commodity in the gay community!

We've all known for a while.