You might be an addict if ...

[Chris]

gotta love those. I especially like: "You walk proper lines through the grocery store."

whoa i was honestly about to type the same thing. i try to find the carts with the worn out rear wheels so i can drift around the vegetable stands.

so true... I drift around everything, sometimes plowing into a display and knocking off a couple bags of sugar, then stomp on one of the rear wheels to simulate "locking dem' shits up," then when racing to the finish line (my car in the parking lot) I get a running start and jump on the back of the cart and cruise through the parking lot. The entire fiasco ends with a loud crash into the tire wall (cart return area).