i hate theives....and my part of northern virginia as well

[ViPER1313]

Here is what you do:
-Park the car in a worse area than your neighborhood (although your place might already fit the bill :wink: )
-Leave the keys in the car
-Leave the doors unlocked
-Put some nice rims back on it (no wheel locks)
-Make posts all over the Internet showing your plates and listing a bunch of expensive ass ricer parts under the hood. Hell, just list your address while you're at it.
-Leave random CDs sitting on the front seats (if you can swing it get some LCD screens, a GPS unit, and a nice stereo, but CDs will work in a pinch.)

Now many of you might be thinking "giggle - Adam, that will just make the car more attractive to thieves." And you would be right. Now to the heart of the plan!

2 more items need to be purchased - a silent alarm that will notify Jay when the bastards take the bait, and that huge ass chrome hand canon Jeff posted about last week. Put 2 and 2 together. I don't think anyone else would try to jack your shit when there is still blood and brain matter on it from the last assholes.

Either that or move, but where is the fun in that :lol: ??