Official April 17th planning thread

[JohnC]

Ok so E-Dawg and I were just discussing this. So that we don't have a bunch of dawgs charging random ho's different dollar amounts maybe you should have some set prices. You could put a poster up inside the house with the values for certain things.

Fondle = $15
Kiss = $25
Rubbing your face in her boobs = $25
Flash Tits = $50
Lapdance = $50
Flash Downstairs = $75 (if shaved or wel kept) she owes you $50 if not
BJ = $100
Sex = $200
Sex with either Feersty or .RJ = $600
(Prices are subject to negotiation)

This is going to be a party, not a whorehouse. I disagree entirely with this.

For once, I agree with Jack. The point of this (correct me if I'm wrong) is to be sly and crafty with your MMoney, and play the game of supply and demand. Be the last one standing with the dough needed to win - then see what you can negotiate.

Of course, being the old married man, I'll just be carefully observing - perhaps making high-interest loans to partiers in need