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[JackoliciousLegs]

i like the one with flowers. you would look totally goofy on one, but it makes sense. how about one of those that are more bike looking?

I wouldn't get it with flowers on it obviously... probly something like this:

AFA a more bike looking one, these types will be better to ride in work attire (less chance of grease)

what about like a little old honda like Pete had/has? Or are there places that it's legal to take one of those scooters that you can't take a "real" bike?

Park anywhere with a scooter, and don't need a motorcycle license.