So I want to do something fun...

[Evan]

I'm not sure...why does everyone hate the 996? air cooling issues?

996 is water cooled.

I dont like them because they're boring. They're ugly. The interior is bland. Its really not all that fast. It understeers like a FWD car on track, until you lift, then it oversteers like a FWD car. It really is a dumbed down, overweight version of a sports car, and their resale values are going down faster than maeng's mom on a friday night.

I can keep going, but you get the idea.

The student you had with the 996 must have sucked.
The 996 that I rode in for a weekend was amazing. Outrageous brakes, incredible grip (even with so-so tires), fantastic turn in and rotation, an interior better than any bmw Ive ever been in, and a great powerband.