So this girl keeps setting off my alarm.

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Let the air out of her tires and superglue her valve stem caps on.

HAHAHAHAH! That's the best one yet.


Just go talk to her; most people don't have the cojones to say anything except "sorry" when you do that, anyways.

or.. maybe she will say she sets it off because the sound of your alarm makes her horny for civic si's or since she drives a honda too maybe she thinks your honda is making a mating call sound to hers???