Police, Fire, and EMS came this afternoon.

[Dave]

holy shit.


(you should have posted this in the legalize drugs thread rob..... )

Bah, he could have just OD'd on sex.

i don't think that's possible

obviously your girl doesn't enjoy sex that much. ODing on sex is when you've done it so much that it feels like your jank is about to fall off, therefore it isn't necessarily the failure of your whole body, just one of the 7 main organ systems.