01-29-2005, 11:47 PM
BLINGMW Wrote:ScottyB Wrote:*johnny carson voice* i did not know that!
don't you mean a ghastly "oooooooOOOOOOhhh" :twisted:
LOL! I won a bet with Julie the other day:
Me: *some smartass comment including the phrase "Johnny Carson's Corpse'...*
Julie: "You dumbass. Johnny Carson isn't dead."
Me: "He is too!"
Julie: "You're stupid. He is not."
Me: "I'll bet you lunch he's dead as a doorknob."
Julie: (after some provocation) "Ok, fine. How are you going to prove it?"
*rex walks downstairs, and yells to Dad*
Me: "Hey Dad! Do you know anyone famous who died today?"
Dad: "Uh...no? Wait. Johnny Carson."
Me: "Could you come to the stairs and say that really loud? Who died today, dad?"
Dad: (up the stairs) "Johnny Carson died today."
Julie: (slightly muffled coming from the upstairs) "AAARRGGHH! I HATE YOU!"
Me: (enjoys the thought of a free lunch)
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