WTF should I buy (A consolidated list of bad decisions)

[JPolen01]

You need an F31, clearly.

Probably has less cargo room than the CRV, unfortunately.

This is true... I'm just wondering how a CRV, with 50% more cargo space, is too small.

+1 to DJ's comments on Honda, Hyundai, or Mazda.

50% more cargo area in the CRV only when the 3rd row is up in the Acadia. It would be down 99% of the time. 

Really just feeling out options and looking for input from people who actually have experience. So thanks for that Steve.

I don't know how many times I have to say it, but again Mazda is off the table. The CX-5 spent almost 3 weeks of ownership at the dealer for them to fix one problem and create a host of others. She is scared and I understand why. I would be willing to give Mazda another shot, but with a bunch of other options I'm not going to push it. 

She won't drive a wagon.