The TV Show Thread *Possible Spoilers*

[ScottyB]

I’m ok with the ending they are leading towards, but the setup and execution is just sloppy and rushed 

agreed.  you want to turn your characters completely around on their qualities, do it in more than 2 episodes plz.  Dany: strong female character, wants to do what's right, aware of her inexperience and insecurity so she surrounds herself with people to check her worst impulses.  D&D: AYO GURL DID U HEAR DAT BELL

D&D might be faceless men after all with how efficiently they can assassinate a character.  "Lots of Cunts", in the words of the only arc that was satisfyingly ended.

Cocaine Jack Sparrow's death was almost so predictable i thought it was a setup for something else.  guy cut through the entire crew of Yara's ship, untouchable, but couldn't beat a one armed has-been.  "but he was tired from swimming" oh eat a D, jaime's been through winterfell, travel, imprisonment, and running all over a rioting city.  and got stabbed twice and shrugged it off.  

i wasn't aware dragon fire was basically a minigun.  in slaver's bay it took 3 dragons running a train to just light them on fire.  but now boats exploding on impact, cool cool.  Jon hiding behind stone walls from Zombo Viserion's fire, but now Drogon can chop a fucking tower down with a passing blast.  also hats off to the Iron Fleet ballista reloading team, they killed Rhaegal in like 5 seconds, this time they can't get a shot off.  must be cramps or their hands are all slippery from sunscreen

golden company was a fun 2 minutes to waste a budget.  where the hell did all the Dothraki come from?  were they hiding in the winterfell basement?

Cersei, one of the most perfectly portrayed royal bitches of all TV history, got the easiest send off of anyone.

i like Sandor telling Arya not to turn into a monster, PS, she's already baked someone's kids into a cake, whoopseedaisy.  

Davos fighting on the front line of the city assault. the man literally states on multiple occassions he's not a soldier, don't put a sword in my hand, etc. ah fuck it.

i'm in for the last episode strictly for the spectacle of how bad can this get.  its like witnessing a building come down.  the ending couldn't be more predictable, but all i can hope for at this point is whoever wrote this hot ass blasting disaster is essentially unhireable from here on out after the intense backlash.

things i liked: Staypuff Mountain Man made me giggle, the camera work/cinematography was incredible all around, good soundtrack, cleganebowl largely delivered along with qyburn getting brained in hilarious fashion, Drogon going hambeast wild was neat, seeing Greyworm actually handle a weapon instead of standing around looking like he just drank a mouthful of prune juice.