Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!)

[ScottyB]

"It’s f---ing hilarious to me that Bob Kraft is going to a $200 rub and tug in f---ing florida

like, cmon man, you’re rich as hell. I expect a better class of sex crime from you."

“Nobody believed in us.”

- Robert Kraft to his genitals

i am absolutely killed dead on the floor right now. everything about this was funny and the comments just took it to a level i did not think possible

I think we can all agree that when your balls need to be deflated, it's all you can think about it until it happens.