Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!)

[JPolen01]

C: Fake Mexican loses to the Zodiac Killer

I only wanted one outcome out of this whole GD election and this is it. Do I like Ted Cruz? No, not really. Do I like "Beto" O'Rourke? No. I wouldn't even put "like" in the same language as this guy. Smarmy and self-important, everything about him made me want to roll my eyes and say "fuck that guy" so I'm super glad he lost. Now people are talking about "Beto 2020" and jfc y'all. 

D: Commies IN DA HOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

LOL Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez becomes officially the dumbest person to ever be elected to Congress, and by a landslide! You yankee turdnuggets deserve everything you get. Can't vote yourself rich, dummies! 

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OOH! I almost forgot. That one-eyed SEAL that SNL shit on won. That was pretty cool too.

Geeze I wanted Cruz to lose just because I am tired of hearing him talk, but Beto was not a good replacement. And wtf NY. I guess I shouldn't be surprised though.