11-07-2018, 09:46 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-07-2018, 09:53 AM by CaptainHenreh.)
Hello, and welcome to another episode of Rex Talks Politics.
We're well out of the midterms and I'm very happy with the result!
Things that amuse me:
A: Denver Riggleman goes to Washington.
Yes, the "bigfoot guy" but I really think that was an unfair smear by the Cockburn campaign. I've met him, I've drank his booze, and I think he's an honestly good guy who cares. I hope washington doesn't change him too much. But damn I couldn't stand Cockburn. And even your famous daughter and her comedian husband knocking on doors couldn't get you to congress. Go write another book about how much you hate teh j00z and leave the rest of us alone.
B: Corey Stewart dries his tears with a confederate flag
I make no secret of my disdain for my junior senator Tim Kaine. Like, I'm sure he's very nice but as a politician he couldn't be more diametrically opposed to me, politically. In spite of that, I guess you could say I'm "glad" he won. I dont' care for Trumpism, though I do understand the idea of the giant middle finger to the left that he is. Corey Stewart had the exact same appeal. I guess in 50 years maybe someone will erect a statue of him on a rearing horse? Anyway, he sucks, and even though I hate them both, I guess the devil you know is better than Corey Stewart.
C: Fake Mexican loses to the Zodiac Killer
I only wanted one outcome out of this whole GD election and this is it. Do I like Ted Cruz? No, not really. Do I like "Beto" O'Rourke? No. I wouldn't even put "like" in the same language as this guy. Smarmy and self-important, everything about him made me want to roll my eyes and say "fuck that guy" so I'm super glad he lost. Now people are talking about "Beto 2020" and jfc y'all.
D: Commies IN DA HOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE
LOL Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez becomes officially the dumbest person to ever be elected to Congress, and by a landslide! You yankee turdnuggets deserve everything you get. Can't vote yourself rich, dummies!
E: House Finance Chair Maxine Waters
A regular Adam Smith, this one. Can't want to see what harebrained psuedokeynesian horse shit her interns churn out.
In short, I'm very excited for Congress to continue to do nothing, and Trump to continue appointing more strict constitutionalists to the SCOTUS. Three cheers for divided government!
OOH! I almost forgot. That one-eyed SEAL that SNL shit on won. That was pretty cool too.
We're well out of the midterms and I'm very happy with the result!
Things that amuse me:
A: Denver Riggleman goes to Washington.
Yes, the "bigfoot guy" but I really think that was an unfair smear by the Cockburn campaign. I've met him, I've drank his booze, and I think he's an honestly good guy who cares. I hope washington doesn't change him too much. But damn I couldn't stand Cockburn. And even your famous daughter and her comedian husband knocking on doors couldn't get you to congress. Go write another book about how much you hate teh j00z and leave the rest of us alone.
B: Corey Stewart dries his tears with a confederate flag
I make no secret of my disdain for my junior senator Tim Kaine. Like, I'm sure he's very nice but as a politician he couldn't be more diametrically opposed to me, politically. In spite of that, I guess you could say I'm "glad" he won. I dont' care for Trumpism, though I do understand the idea of the giant middle finger to the left that he is. Corey Stewart had the exact same appeal. I guess in 50 years maybe someone will erect a statue of him on a rearing horse? Anyway, he sucks, and even though I hate them both, I guess the devil you know is better than Corey Stewart.
C: Fake Mexican loses to the Zodiac Killer
I only wanted one outcome out of this whole GD election and this is it. Do I like Ted Cruz? No, not really. Do I like "Beto" O'Rourke? No. I wouldn't even put "like" in the same language as this guy. Smarmy and self-important, everything about him made me want to roll my eyes and say "fuck that guy" so I'm super glad he lost. Now people are talking about "Beto 2020" and jfc y'all.
D: Commies IN DA HOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE
LOL Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez becomes officially the dumbest person to ever be elected to Congress, and by a landslide! You yankee turdnuggets deserve everything you get. Can't vote yourself rich, dummies!
E: House Finance Chair Maxine Waters
A regular Adam Smith, this one. Can't want to see what harebrained psuedokeynesian horse shit her interns churn out.
In short, I'm very excited for Congress to continue to do nothing, and Trump to continue appointing more strict constitutionalists to the SCOTUS. Three cheers for divided government!
OOH! I almost forgot. That one-eyed SEAL that SNL shit on won. That was pretty cool too.
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