MM Speakeasy (The Spirits Thread)

[Jake]

I'll probably be laughing about that chart all day, thank you 

I have little to contribute as 200 bucks buys me one of each from the bottom shelf and I rarely spend more than 10 seconds mixing a drink, if I even bother mixing with anything. My only suggestion is if your go-to bourbon/whiskey is Jim Beam, save yourself some $ and try Black Velvet (in a plastic jug, bonus!). Like scotch, it's only really "good" if you're on the top shelf.

And Camarena is the cheapest decent 100% agave (real) tequila I've found.

What should I mix if I want to ride a bike through someone's house or climb on top of a Ford Windstar?