WTF should I buy (A consolidated list of bad decisions)

[WRXtranceformed]

I've always looked at vehicles as a commodity so car payments have never been a concern for me.  Everybody has hobbies that they delegate their fun money to, cars have always been one of them for me.  I'm getting away from that more as I inch toward 40 but the itch of having something fast and fun as a way to blow off steam does creep back sometimes.  

Which means I'll probably have an F-Type this time next year

But the way I spend my money is better than you, duh  

I hope it's an SVR

If it happened it would most likely be a V6 S.  The AWD F-Types haven't dropped in price enough for me to consider the boosted V8 versions.  Everything I've read is that the V6 S is a much more livable car than the V8 S variant in RWD form.  380hp plus the possibility of a pulley swap and tune if things get boring is more than enough for that little car!