WTF should I buy (A consolidated list of bad decisions)

[Jake]

FWIW I've been generally unimpressed with Subaru interiors. They seem to lag pretty far behind the competition and feel kind of dated from day one. I've heard good things about their EyeSight driver-assistance-BS package though. Beyond that, get whatever bland crossover comes in the colors you like, they're all similar enough.

Justin, get the BMW (for, I'm assuming, less money than the Ridgeline) and save the extra cash in a bank account for whatever repairs and U-Haul pickup rentals you need a few times a year.