WTB: Fast 4 Door

[ViPER1313]

Says he doesn't want to drop $10k on a toy, but drags up the worst, super high mileage, V8 powered, european sports sedans he can find.

Anyone want to start a betting pool on when he hits $10k? I'd guess ~4 months after purchase, regardless of initial purchase price.

How do you figure? Standard mechanical parts are widely available used and seemingly inexpensive. I have no intentions of “refurbishing” jack or shit. Suspension / wheels / interior will stay as purchased. The one I am going to look at has had the timing chain guides replaced and recent cooling maintenance, supposedly with receipts.

Even if the motor blew I doubt I would be out over 2 g.