Do Bears S**t In the Woods? (The Camping Thread)

[Jake]

People say to me that a car being a boat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a marine mechanic install twin Mercury outboards, a bilge pump and a trolling motor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nautilus” and respect my right to enter floodwaters and create an excessive bow wake. If you can’t accept me you’re a amphiphobe and need to check your watercraft privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I can't say I totally understand it, but you do you.

Just don't try to drop anchor next to me and we won't have any problems.