The Long Awaited: The Myth, The Legend, The Douchebaggery

[Jake]

Ugh, there was a gorgeous E39 M5 in a funky red (factory) color. I talked to the owner who has had it since 2010. He said the farthest he's driven it from home is Baltimore, and he's put less than 1k miles on it since the purchase.

...why? Such a waste of a cool and fun car.

Cars like Joey's, that look nice and are cared for, but are actually driven, are where it's at. None of this "oh it has 29k miles and was built in 1991 and don't look underneath because every seal is rotted from lack of use" stuff.