04-30-2017, 11:28 PM
Was out working in the yard and this 80-something year old guy... who could barely walk... came by to explain he trimmed these large hedges we have for the last two owners. I've tried to keep up with them over the years, but they had grown too big to trim effectively. I half expected him to fall off his ladder and sue me, but six hours of hand cutting latter and the bushes are way more uniform than I've ever been able to get them. The bushes grow pretty quick, so it should fill in over the next month or show to be even greenery again. I'm really only posting this to say that I know my limit and it's definitely much, much before this.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth