04-24-2017, 12:10 PM
I was going to type everything out, but realized I've already done that: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/derecola/">https://www.linkedin.com/in/derecola/</a><!-- m -->
cliffs notes:
-- BS Finance 2000 Philadelphia University, MS MIS 2009 GWU
-- Funcoland > Allstate > AMS (CGI) > AOL > Neustar > Amazon
-- moving out of the area where I grew up (Nova) was the best life decision I've ever made
cliffs notes:
-- BS Finance 2000 Philadelphia University, MS MIS 2009 GWU
-- Funcoland > Allstate > AMS (CGI) > AOL > Neustar > Amazon
-- moving out of the area where I grew up (Nova) was the best life decision I've ever made
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth