The Super Official Homeowners Thread

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So, I got approved for a 30 year note at 40% non-fixed. This place is in a good neighborhood and I think it'll clean up nicely. The only problem is the realtor won't let me do a walk through because of something about vagrant meth dealers, or vacationing math teachers, or something. He assures me the backyard pool is nice though. Thoughts?

I'll sell you this for the same price. Well insulated, they say. No pool. Drive throughs welcome.