08-01-2015, 02:44 AM
If we get really desperate we can always do Pump It Up.
Just imagine a group of millennials and Gen-x'ers rolling up in racekars of various distress bouncing around, half-hammered from the duke dog handle sized flasks we've snuck in. We can finish up with a Spiderman birthday cake then continue to JMU, aggressively revving our collective horsepowers in front of the diminutive James Madison statue on campus while one our 18 alumni that are closet professional photographers climb every floor of every building on the quad to get the lighting sick as can be. Jake can provide a mobile beer carriage in his blurble-mobile. Rex can talk about squatting all day. Chris Kardashian and myself will show up in full leathers and be pedantic motorcyclist assholes. Miata guys can play pretty, pretty princess and have tea parties. Polecat will provide complimentary rim vinyl wraps. We'll end the evening shit talking each other's cars until we launch into fisticuffs and say our goodbyes on the jailhouse front steps in the morning, covered in bruises and wondering if we can get the bloodstains out of our MM hoodies it took 7 years to finally get. 15 is a tough time. Might as well play the part, MM.
I'm booking it now.
Just imagine a group of millennials and Gen-x'ers rolling up in racekars of various distress bouncing around, half-hammered from the duke dog handle sized flasks we've snuck in. We can finish up with a Spiderman birthday cake then continue to JMU, aggressively revving our collective horsepowers in front of the diminutive James Madison statue on campus while one our 18 alumni that are closet professional photographers climb every floor of every building on the quad to get the lighting sick as can be. Jake can provide a mobile beer carriage in his blurble-mobile. Rex can talk about squatting all day. Chris Kardashian and myself will show up in full leathers and be pedantic motorcyclist assholes. Miata guys can play pretty, pretty princess and have tea parties. Polecat will provide complimentary rim vinyl wraps. We'll end the evening shit talking each other's cars until we launch into fisticuffs and say our goodbyes on the jailhouse front steps in the morning, covered in bruises and wondering if we can get the bloodstains out of our MM hoodies it took 7 years to finally get. 15 is a tough time. Might as well play the part, MM.
I'm booking it now.
2008 4Runner
1974 CB360
2015 FJ09
1974 CB360
2015 FJ09