Sh*t Your Pants Behind The Wheel?

[CaptainHenreh]

Never knew about either of those... story time, Rexy.

The Achieva is a simple one.

Myself, my buddy Robert, and our friend Bully were playing Risk all one rainy and cold ?February? day. I was 16, had my West Virginia Driver's License for about 7 months, and I had to head home, right as the temp dropped and it started to snow. I was driving (probably too fast for conditions) on a back road, saw a deer at apex of a curve, swerved to miss, went two off, overcorrected, pointed at embankment. Black out, come to a stop. "Oh shit my parents are gonna fuckin' kill me"... Unbuckle seatbelt and fall to ceiling. #nowyou'refucked. Apparently I hit just hard enough enough to have the embankment act as a ramp and turn me onto my lid. No glass broken, trapped in up car right after a corner #whatcouldgowrong.

Guy comes by, busts out back glass, I crawl out, end up in ASAP to get out of a reckless driving ticket. Mother never forgives me for destroying her beloved Oldsmobile.

Tractor Trailer:

Le Wife and I are driving on I-95 south to visit my brother. Not really heavy traffic (It's like 2pm or something?) just driving along in the right hand lane, no braking for traffic, JUST FUCKING DRIVING when BAM:



Out of NOWHERE this Indian truck driver (dot, not feather) plows the rear end of the Focus like Mandingo on Sasha Grey. Hits so hard his truck is like, STUCK on our focus, so we can't even move out of the lane.



We extricate, get hauled away:


then spend the fucking next 6 months trying to get this motherfucker and his insurance company to pay up. Never was fixed quite right, rear hatch key never worked right, lines of the hatch didn't line up, and water collected in the spare tire well. This would cause me great pains later when I sold it to the dumbest chinese PhD student on planet earth.

Still, that car looked great on K1's: