12-14-2013, 01:31 AM
WRXtranceformed Wrote:Apoc Wrote:I used to wear a watch. Then they invented cell phones.Second time the point has been missed by the west coast hipsters
I've spent more time on the east coast than you and you're the one posting pictures your food of Facebook.
CaptainHenreh Wrote:You're a philistine, which is ironic considering your freakin' shotgun was designed by a guy who's been buried for nearly 100 years.
Oh, I have a watch that costs more than that gun for when I like to get pretty. I just don't understand owning one for each day of the month or any that look like this.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
