10-17-2013, 08:07 AM
The company that bought us out has a huge infrastructure construction component so safety is a major priority. Every meeting with more than 5 people requires a brief "safety moment" where someone presents a topic related to anything from "don't grill in your garage" to sunbathing precautions. We're desk jockeys so no watch out for the I-beam type stuff.
This was a proposal managers Monday "safety moment":
Top Ten Things Not to Say to Your Proposal Manager Today
10. Did you watch the whole game last night?
9. Wide left
8. How about that special teams coverage?
7. Bob Costas
6. We’re only 1 game behind Dallas and Philly in the loss column. Forget it; it’s over!
5. Clock management
4. Hometown refs – Sorry, but that was a butt fumble on the punt
3. A sideline penalty on the coaching staff, seriously?
2. Tony Romo’s wife – Who cares?
1. In the infamous words of Jim Mora: “Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs?”
This was a proposal managers Monday "safety moment":
Top Ten Things Not to Say to Your Proposal Manager Today
10. Did you watch the whole game last night?
9. Wide left
8. How about that special teams coverage?
7. Bob Costas
6. We’re only 1 game behind Dallas and Philly in the loss column. Forget it; it’s over!
5. Clock management
4. Hometown refs – Sorry, but that was a butt fumble on the punt
3. A sideline penalty on the coaching staff, seriously?
2. Tony Romo’s wife – Who cares?
1. In the infamous words of Jim Mora: “Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs?”
Current: 1985 LS1 Corvette | 2014 328i Wagon F31
Former: 2010 Ford Edge | 1999 Integra GS
I have a little bit of a rub near lock but if you are turned to lock on a track there are other problems already...
Former: 2010 Ford Edge | 1999 Integra GS
I have a little bit of a rub near lock but if you are turned to lock on a track there are other problems already...